November 2011
1 post
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#30. Toxic waste only affects unmutated DNA.
October 2011
2 posts
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#29. No matter how weird your family seems, there...
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#28. Mixing bleach and ammonia will produce...
September 2011
11 posts
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#27. No matter how much you claim you aren't,...
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#26. Colors like cerulean, vermilion, celadon,...
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#25. "Heifer" is another word for cow.
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#24. FBI agents always drive a Ford Taurus.
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#23. James Woods likes candy.
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#22. Steaks on a grill should be flipped a...
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#21. It's OK to see unicorns, just don't talk...
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#20. Y-O-U'R-E means you are Y-O-U-R means Your!
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#19. Women over 50 still have sex--and it's still...
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#17. You can get a job just by being in the right...
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#18. Parents never know what they're doing, and...
August 2011
16 posts
2 tags
#16. Getting in one little fight can be enough to...
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#15. It's always the dog's fault.
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#14. Your parents will never notice your...
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#13. Acme makes all of the things.
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#12. Flatulence near lit matches can cause...
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#11. Every day, two lab mice try to achieve world...
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#10. It's illegal to own a humming bird as a pet.
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#9. That room where doctors take naps? It's...
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#8: Repeated assault with a frying pan yields no...
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#7. Bigfoot is protected by the endangered...
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#6. Wearing the same outfit every day is totes...
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#5. The news comes on when people are least...
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#4. Babies go on ridiculous adventures when...
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#3: High school is 4 years of pop quizzes you'll...
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#1: Everything is because of aliens. Everything.
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#2: How to pass a polygraph every time.
